Hipster Beard 13 Euros. Willing to establish the Shaved and Proud Society of non aligned cheeks.

Slow Natural Food: As the world is fed up with activism and power relations refuse to change the stablished, human needs like eating become candy for green entrepeneurs who set up new businesses for the alternative crowd.

What sun tanning are you?: When summer comes the skin increases its aggregated value. People popularity becomes determined by the colour acquired. While pinks remain relegated to the uncool, browns keep the ruling cool. The beach as a tribunal.

Do we?: Barcelona's Ramblas are the ultimate expression of a supposed western affected victory.

Unlisted: listings in all kind of magazines recommend places to go when it's time to go out, some of them are fairly enjoyable and others are just the place not to be.

Untitled: as the post-industrial world settles down, services are on the up, from call centers and IT solutions for a whole variety of needs waiting for an assistance to be provided. Across the globe and just a phone call away, everyday life problems can be solved, from customer service to bike fixing.

Swede chic phone home: Party time in El Raval, Erasmus, spanish course, south american pretenders, Nasty Mondays, facebook comments: "Hola Mamá" home swede home.

Pork is Less: "I want a perfect body, I want a perfect soul." Thom Yorke's lyrics and the cult of beautification taking over hedonist bovine fed Barcelona.

Untitled: "Only Ice cream rubbish" the post industrial developed world, 200 years of specialization and competition, the war for the success bin.

Help the Aged:an immigranted job for south american women in Spain. Bored by patience, well paid respect via family remittances.

Untitled: foot note for a future.

Never Hide: Fatty pride and shape rights.

Out to nowwhere: The english woman leaves a medieval spanish monumental area behind, going straight back to her time. A blue sign waits for her: turn to the right, be modern.

Banking Temperance: Credit crunch, financial crisis and capitalism failure claims at the top ten of ideological fighting charts as the global redemption waits for its new heroes: banks themselves.

After-hours: Night outs, girl nights, Erasmus parties, drunkenness and youthfulness all together for a time of a life experience in an immaturely ideal, weatherly overrated student-cool city like Barcelona. The best place in the world to loose shoes via unconsciousness.

Remind me later: A memory course given in a residential building at the Barrio de Grácia in Barcelona. For those who have problems when it comes to remember things, mental lagoons and reluctance to confront realities. It is easy to remember what to forget.

Untitled: When the light goes off and the ideas get flown away, a new enlightenment for pedestrians in search for the enhancement of lost thoughts.

Catalánity revisited: backwardistic progress and cheap intellects, a roughly nice way of identity constructions intertwined with historical resentment and industriousness.

Milk for the Chic?: A gourmet milk is sold in a precarious grocery store in Gracia-Barcelona, while regular complete milk for "ordinary taste" is offered on the same unglamorous sale poster.

Un-interesting: A second hand english books store in english language unskilled Barcelona claims customers not to answer the mobile phone in order to avoid hearing "uninteresting" conversations. Their dusty and poor stock placed on the shelves is as literarily uninteresting as those conversations might be.